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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]
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There are no corndogs in hell.
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Alright, well, daylight's burning,
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[machine gun fire] I guess there's no...
#500:00:16.767→00:00:17.971
Oh! OH!
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Oof!
#700:00:19.167→00:00:22.767
Will you give me FIVE SECONDS to turn this around?!
#800:00:22.767→00:00:24.200
No, you won't!
#900:00:24.200→00:00:25.167
Fuck you!
#1000:00:25.167→00:00:26.100
Fuck you...
#1100:00:27.800→00:00:30.267
What the hell?! This one's shut, too?!
#1200:00:30.267→00:00:32.400
There's not like a little crack...?
#1300:00:32.400→00:00:34.333
No! There's nothing!
#1400:00:34.333→00:00:36.633
Fine! Abandon ship!
#1500:00:36.633→00:00:40.033
I've had mixed feelings about this boat every step of the way.
#1600:00:40.033→00:00:41.967
Is he firing aga--AHH!
#1700:00:44.267→00:00:45.600
Perfect.
#1800:00:45.600→00:00:48.009
Okay, where is he? I didn't even see him.
#1900:00:49.500→00:00:50.867
I STILL don't see him.
#2000:00:50.867→00:00:52.000
[machine gun fire]
#2100:00:52.000→00:00:52.614
Whoa!
#2200:00:53.767→00:00:54.487
How does he...?
#2300:00:55.293→00:00:57.200
Yeah, no, I'm not doing this.
#2400:00:57.200→00:01:00.967
Son of a bitch can't control his recoil, but he sure can aim straight.
#2500:01:00.967→00:01:02.867
Of course. Locked.
#2600:01:02.867→00:01:04.771
That's a BIG-ass lock.
#2700:01:05.867→00:01:09.367
Hey, I couldn't shoot it, could...? No...
#2800:01:10.400→00:01:11.467
No...
#2900:01:12.233→00:01:14.100
I mean, yes!
#3000:01:14.100→00:01:17.100
Wow. The power of no-yes.
#3100:01:17.100→00:01:20.933
I'd shoot more doors open if I didn't think that would just jam up the locks.
#3200:01:20.933→00:01:23.733
Plus, that would imply I know where I'm going.
#3300:01:23.733→00:01:28.433
Oh wow! A Magnum just lying here in the basement.
#3400:01:28.433→00:01:30.867
This must be where the staff plays Russian Roulette.
#3500:01:30.867→00:01:32.700
Maybe during their lunch break.
#3600:01:32.700→00:01:33.467
WHOA!
#3700:01:33.467→00:01:34.086
AH!
#3800:01:34.800→00:01:35.500
Now, where did y--
#3900:01:36.767→00:01:39.233
Jeez, this thing stings!
#4000:01:39.233→00:01:42.400
I wouldn't have used THIS gun if I had known you were coming,
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but convenience won out.
#4200:01:44.500→00:01:47.933
But I also didn't KNOW you were coming--you didn't knock.
#4300:01:47.933→00:01:49.500
I mean, what'd you expect me to do,
#4400:01:49.500→00:01:52.233
just shoot through the door as soon as I heard a noise?
#4500:01:52.233→00:01:53.967
It looked pretty solid.
#4600:01:53.967→00:01:58.533
Oh! Maybe THAT'S why the Magnum was there.
#4700:01:58.533→00:01:59.767
Although, you know what would better
#4800:01:59.767→00:02:02.467
is if everybody wasn't trying to FUCKING KILL ME?!
#4900:02:02.967→00:02:05.533
Ah! Shit, what am I doing?
#5000:02:05.533→00:02:07.967
Here, let me just calm down...
#5100:02:07.967→00:02:09.500
...kill everyone...
#5200:02:09.500→00:02:11.567
...then I'll have some time to think.
#5300:02:11.567→00:02:13.567
But this keeps HAPPENING!
#5400:02:13.567→00:02:16.633
I need to start thinking more outside the box on this.
#5500:02:16.633→00:02:19.333
I mean, I still need to kill everybody, but--AHH!
#5600:02:21.333→00:02:22.233
What the hell?
#5700:02:22.233→00:02:24.933
[Hunter-Chopper firing] OH! Oh! Oh! Oh!
#5800:02:24.933→00:02:26.900
WHERE'D THE CHOPPER COME FROM?!
#5900:02:26.900→00:02:28.100
I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING!
#6000:02:30.067→00:02:31.367
FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
#6100:02:31.367→00:02:32.733
[Hunter-Chopper firing] Oh! Oh!
#6200:02:32.733→00:02:39.467
If only I had a high caliber weapon that could really punch through its armor!
#6300:02:39.967→00:02:41.500
C'mon... Eat it...
#6400:02:41.767→00:02:42.800
[Hunter-Chopper firing] Yeee!
#6500:02:42.800→00:02:45.200
THIS IS BULLSHIT! THOSE WERE GOOD SHOTS!
#6600:02:45.200→00:02:47.000
I KNOW THOSE WERE GOOD SHOTS!
#6700:02:47.000→00:02:51.300
DAMMIT, WHY DID CIA TAKE AWAY MY WEAPONS?! I HAD AN RPG!
#6800:02:51.300→00:02:53.367
"THOSE ARE GOVERNMENT PROPERTY. I NEED TO TAKE THOSE.
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"NOW HERE'S A REALLY DANGEROUS MISSION."
#7000:02:55.133→00:02:55.704
MOVE!
#7100:02:57.267→00:02:59.067
Fuck... Did that come out of him?!
#7200:02:59.067→00:03:01.233
Oh, I don't even want to THINK about that!
#7300:03:01.233→00:03:02.367
[Hunter-Chopper charging up] It's spinning up! Where is it?!
#7400:03:02.367→00:03:03.300
I don't see it!
#7500:03:03.300→00:03:04.873
[Hunter-Chopper firing] Ooh-hoo!
#7600:03:05.467→00:03:06.057
BLAH!
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JESUS CHRIST!
#7800:03:09.500→00:03:10.333
WHERE IS IT?!
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[Hunter-Chopper charging up] Fucking gravel...!
#8000:03:12.400→00:03:14.400
AND HE'S SAFE!
#8100:03:14.400→00:03:16.467
YEAH! TRY TO FLY IN HERE, ASSHOLE!
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[loud machine gun fire] AAAAH! AAAH!
#8300:03:19.900→00:03:21.667
[ears ringing] I DID IT AGAIN!
#8400:03:21.667→00:03:23.100
[ears ringing] IT FEELS AWFUL!
#8500:03:23.100→00:03:25.333
I'm going to be like Grandpa Mitch!
#8600:03:25.333→00:03:27.967
Well, assuming I live that long!
#8700:03:27.967→00:03:30.133
I sure PLAN on living that long!
#8800:03:30.133→00:03:33.633
But fate and I seem to be having a really abusive relationship.
#8900:03:33.633→00:03:36.100
Oh! Indoors! We're safe here!
#9000:03:36.100→00:03:37.967
DID YOU HEAR?! WE'RE SAFE HERE!
#9100:03:37.967→00:03:39.967
WE'RE SAFE! HOORAY!
#9200:03:39.967→00:03:41.833
OH NO! WE'RE NOT SAFE!
#9300:03:41.833→00:03:43.567
EVERYTHING'S STILL TERRIBLE!
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LIKE ALL THE OTHER TIMES!
#9500:03:46.933→00:03:48.403
GET AWAY FROM ME!
#9600:03:52.367→00:03:54.500
RAAAAH! NO TIME!
#9700:03:54.500→00:03:57.767
AS SOON AS I'M DONE RELOADING, SOMEBODY ELSE IS LIKE, "AAH, COME KILL ME!"
#9800:03:58.533→00:03:59.171
SEE?!
#9900:04:02.300→00:04:06.100
INTELLIGENCE ONLY MEANS SO MUCH IF YOU HAVE NO TIME TO PREPARE
#10000:04:06.100→00:04:08.233
AND HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING ON THE SPOT!
#10100:04:08.233→00:04:10.667
JUST SCREAM AND HOP AROUND UNTIL YOU'RE SHOT!
#10200:04:10.667→00:04:12.533
WHAT A GREAT EQUALIZER!
#10300:04:12.533→00:04:14.367
IT'S NOT GOING TO STOP, EITHER!
#10400:04:14.367→00:04:19.467
Even RIGHT NOW, I'm giving that chopper three minutes before it says, "Eh, fuck it,"
#10500:04:19.467→00:04:21.867
and starts blind firing into the warehouse.
#10600:04:23.833→00:04:24.648
Christ!
#10700:04:26.767→00:04:27.433
I'M OUT!
#10800:04:29.400→00:04:30.333
Just kidding.
#10900:04:30.333→00:04:32.967
I mean, I AM out, but not TOTALLY out.
#11000:04:32.967→00:04:34.467
Y'know, a technicality.
#11100:04:34.467→00:04:39.000
See, if I had time to prepare, I could rig up a mannequin, spray paint it orange,
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attach a motor on wheels to it...
#11300:04:40.833→00:04:44.600
I'm sure the chopper would light it up for 20 minutes before it realized it's not me.
#11400:04:44.600→00:04:46.433
But that's not the point here, is it?
#11500:04:46.433→00:04:49.200
I've got it now. I'm here to dance for the CIA.
#11600:04:49.200→00:04:50.700
See, I thought they were incompetent
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because I thought they actually wanted to DO something.
#11800:04:53.500→00:04:55.367
THAT was my mistake.
#11900:04:55.367→00:04:57.600
They have teleporters.
#12000:04:57.600→00:05:02.967
If they wanted this over, they could just teleport the leader into space. Pop. Done.
#12100:05:02.967→00:05:04.633
But that's an existential threat,
#12200:05:04.633→00:05:08.833
because if they can solve all conflict, that makes them superfluous.
#12300:05:08.833→00:05:11.067
And who knows how long this has been going on;
#12400:05:11.067→00:05:14.233
I'm sure they've had these thoughts years ago
#12500:05:14.233→00:05:16.300
so I don't know where their minds' at now,
#12600:05:16.300→00:05:19.633
but it seems to be at the bored god phase.
#12700:05:19.633→00:05:22.333
[Hunter-Chopper firing] So, n--AAH AAAAH!
#12800:05:22.333→00:05:24.870
Yeah, that's what I get for thinking above my paygrade!
#12900:05:26.006→00:05:28.467
WELL, IT *USED* TO BE MY PAYGRADE!
#13000:05:28.467→00:05:30.400
Although my pay was still kind of shit.
#13100:05:30.400→00:05:33.820
It's just how the man keeps you down. With attack-choppers.
#13200:05:35.000→00:05:38.133
This isn't doing anything! We're not communicating at all!
#13300:05:38.133→00:05:39.700
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!
#13400:05:39.700→00:05:41.133
HERE! CATCH!
#13500:05:41.133→00:05:42.413
Oh, great! GREAT!
#13600:05:42.413→00:05:43.200
Nnnnngh!
#13700:05:43.200→00:05:44.167
[explosion]
#13800:05:44.167→00:05:46.567
Yeah, yeah. Get it out of your system.
#13900:05:46.567→00:05:48.467
Okay, I can move this, but...
#14000:05:48.467→00:05:53.167
I'm getting soft in my old age. The younger me wouldn't waste a grenade to save time.
#14100:05:53.167→00:05:56.133
BLAH! WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT?!
#14200:05:56.133→00:05:59.400
YOU'RE JUST MAKING ME REGRET THIS EVEN MORE KNOWING YOU WOULD'VE MOVED IT!
#14300:06:01.433→00:06:03.770
WELL, NOW YOU CAN'T! YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE!
#14400:06:05.833→00:06:07.767
[gibbering]
#14500:06:07.767→00:06:09.354
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!
#14600:06:12.700→00:06:15.633
So, yeah. That's the mission. Not to fight aliens,
#14700:06:15.633→00:06:19.433
but for the CIA's bosses to feel something--anything.
#14800:06:19.433→00:06:24.300
By not giving me what I need, that makes their hearts beat just a little bit faster.
#14900:06:24.300→00:06:28.900
They're so numb to watching agents die, they need more. And that's me.
#15000:06:28.900→00:06:29.408
Fuck...
#15100:06:29.408→00:06:30.800
[Hunter-Chopper charging up]
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[Hunter-Chopper firing]
#15300:06:32.800→00:06:35.667
Christ, for all I know, they're the ones piloting the helicopter!
#15400:06:37.000→00:06:37.867
Ngh!
#15500:06:37.867→00:06:39.833
[machine gun fire] AAAAH! AAAAH!
#15600:06:39.833→00:06:43.933
It's like those people who hunt wolves from a helicopter! Really sporting!
#15700:06:43.933→00:06:46.000
GIVES YOU THE REAL THRILL OF THE HUNT!
#15800:06:46.000→00:06:48.367
C-fucking-I-A...
#15900:06:48.367→00:06:49.267
Nope!
#16000:06:49.267→00:06:52.200
You're being evicted. I don't even want to hear your excuses.
#16100:06:52.200→00:06:54.800
AAAH! NO! STOP! DDYAAAAAH!
#16200:06:55.600→00:06:58.100
This is my ONLY cover. I HAVE to take it!
#16300:06:58.100→00:07:00.100
I hope you guys didn't leave a mess for me!
#16400:07:00.100→00:07:00.867
Okay, you did--OH-HO-HOO!
#16500:07:00.867→00:07:01.900
[Hunter-Chopper firing] Okay, you did--OH-HO-HOO!
#16600:07:01.900→00:07:03.400
Oh! Cover!
#16700:07:03.400→00:07:04.700
Wait, what's this?
#16800:07:04.700→00:07:05.567
Does it work?
#16900:07:07.367→00:07:09.767
JESUS! IT'S STILL NOT GOING THROUGH!
#17000:07:09.767→00:07:12.700
Well, I saw SOMETHING. There was an explosion!
#17100:07:12.700→00:07:13.833
PLEASE REMAIN STILL!
#17200:07:13.833→00:07:17.067
I'M A SCIENTIST! I NEED TO REPRODUCE MY RESULTS!
#17300:07:17.067→00:07:19.100
FINDINGS ARE ENCOURAGING!
#17400:07:19.100→00:07:21.933
BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH SAMPLES! WE NEED TO BE THOROUGH!
#17500:07:21.933→00:07:24.467
NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP IT!
#17600:07:24.467→00:07:26.333
YOU'RE INTRODUCING A NEW VARIABLE!
#17700:07:26.333→00:07:29.367
IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, YOU'RE GOING TO SKEW THE RESULTS!
#17800:07:29.367→00:07:30.267
NO!
#17900:07:30.267→00:07:31.300
OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
#18000:07:31.300→00:07:33.432
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START ALL OVER!
#18100:07:33.432→00:07:36.867
NO! COME BACK! THE EXPERIMENT'S NOT FINISHED YET!
#18200:07:36.867→00:07:38.667
Typical test subject...
#18300:07:38.667→00:07:41.533
This is why science takes so long. Right here.
#18400:07:41.533→00:07:43.200
Is he coming back?
#18500:07:43.200→00:07:43.848
Maybe?
#18600:07:44.833→00:07:45.733
No...
#18700:07:45.733→00:07:48.633
So if that WAS CIA, that explains a lot.
#18800:07:48.633→00:07:51.767
It's almost as if I have to save them from themselves.
#18900:07:51.767→00:07:53.833
They've grown bored of killing their own agents,
#19000:07:53.833→00:07:56.767
but then they do it from the safest vantage point possible,
#19100:07:56.767→00:07:58.833
so they deny themselves the rush.
#19200:07:58.833→00:07:59.400
What's this?
#19300:07:59.400→00:08:03.000
[alarms sound] Oh! And there it is!
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I just needed to press a button!
#19500:08:05.433→00:08:07.500
Was that so hard?
#19600:08:07.500→00:08:11.363
Well...yes. Yes, it kind of was.
#19700:08:14.400→00:08:18.667
The CIA should've just put ME in charge of teleportation technology.
#19800:08:18.667→00:08:21.046
I would never go insane with power.